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therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

out-in-the-open:

Dean Winchester used to have fun showers. Now it’s all intense and shit.

Didn’t he randomly die in a shower or something back then? Or was I lied to by a gif?

Yeah but he wouldn’t have known unless Sam has told him.

magicul:

people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people

shortandsweet:

Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”

this is an important thing to remember.

Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

oknope:

i don’t wanna be famous for the fame
i wanna be famous so i can meet other famous people

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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